Imagine a person with no concept of bookends

 They would gladly use bookends. They would even thank you for teaching them about bookends. True, they might like some bookends more than others; they may never be satisfied by the way their tallest books still lean...

And let that give you a little fucking patience. 

[I drafted this in August 2023 and did not publish. It's unhinged and I'm still here for it.]